Shake It Off – Writing Parody

I stay up too late
Got plotting on my brain
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

I go through too many pens [chuckle]
But I can’t make them last
At least that’s what people say, mmm-mmm
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep writing
Can’t stop, won’t stop thinking
It’s like I got this plot
In my mind
Saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

‘Cause the readers gonna read, read, read, read, read
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna write, write, write, write, write
I write it off, I write it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I’m just gonna write, write, write, write, write
I write away, I write away

I never miss a beat
I’m anything but neat
And that’s what they won’t see, mmm-mmm
That’s what they won’t see, mmm-mmm

I’m typing on my own (typing on my own)
I make the plot up as I go (plot up as I go)
And that’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm
That’s what they don’t know, mmm-mmm

But I keep writing
Can’t stop, won’t stop typing
It’s like I got this plot
In my mind
Saying, “It’s gonna be alright.”

‘Cause the readers gonna read, read, read, read, read
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna write, write, write, write, write
I write it off, I write it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I’m just gonna write, write, write, write, write
I write it off, I write it off

Write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you’ve been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world,
You could’ve been reading this great, great book.

My ex-man brought his new girlfriend
She’s like “Oh, my god!” but I’m just gonna write.
And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won’t you come on over, baby? We can write, write, write

Yeah ohhh

‘Cause the readers gonna read, read, read, read, read
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate)
I’m just gonna write, write, write, write, write
I write it off, I write it off
Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break (mmmm)
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake (and fake, and fake, and fake)
Baby, I’m just gonna write, write, write, write, write
I write it off, I write it off

Write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off
I, I, I write it off, I write it off

Write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off

Write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off (you’ve got to),
I, I, I write it off, I write it off,
I, I, I write it off, I write it off

I write this pretty often! Anyone wanting to sing it – please share your videos!

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